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Two Fisted Twisted Rock'n'Roll

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1.
Big Cannons 02:55
BIG CANNONS BIG CANNONS KEEP ON SMOKIN’. WON’T STOP WE JUST KEEP ROLLIN’ WEED WACKERS KEEP ON TOKIN’, EVERYONE’S JUST WASTED IN THIS ROOM. CHEAP WHISKEY, ALL WE’RE NEEDIN’, BIG BAG OF WHEELCHAIRWEED AND TUNES CRANKIN’, EARS ARE BLEEDIN’, EVERYONE’S JUST ROCKIN’ IN THIS ROOM. THE LOUDER YA PLAY YA CAN’T HEAR THE COMPLAINTS FOR THE TUNES. COME ON AND PLAY, BLOW THE NEIGHBOURS AWAY WITH THE TUNES. TEQUILA KEEP ON POUNDIN’. 12 BEERS BUT HEY WHO’S COUNTIN’? JACK DANIELS, NOW WE’RE ROCKIN’, EVERYONE’S JUST WASTED IN THIS ROOM. THE LOUDER YA PLAY YA CAN’T HEAR THE COMPLAINTS FOR THE TUNES… COME ON AND PLAY BLOW THE BRAIN CELLS AWAY WITH THE SHROOMS… THE RATTLE AND SHAKE FROM THE NOISE THAT WE MAKE AND IT’S ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY FOR ME, YEAH COME ON AND PLAY BLOW THE NEIGHBOURS AWAY WITH THE TUNES… BIG PARTY KEEPS ON GROWIN’. WON’T STOP IT JUST KEEPS GOIN’ BIG TOKE HOLD IT IN YEAH, EVERYONE’S JUST WASTED IN THIS ROOM. BIG CANNONS.
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Rock'n'Roll 02:31
ROCK ‘n’ ROLL IF YA FEEL LIKE ROCKIN’, COME ON. COME ON. SAID IF YA FEEL LIKE ROCKIN’, COME ON. COME ON. YA WANNA PLACE TO RUN AWAY, TO PLAY YA WANNA JUMP START THUMPIN’ GET YOUR BLOOD START PUMPIN WHEN YOUR ROLL GETS ROCKIN’. IF YA FEEL LIKE SCREAMIN’, COME ON. COME ON. YA SEE THE BUS IS LEAVIN’, COME ON. COME ON. YA GOTTA KICK SOME ASS TO PLAY, YOUR WAY. WHEN THE BLOOD STARTS PUMPIN’ AND YOU JUST CAN’T STOP IT, WHEN YOUR ROLL GETS ROCKIN’…… I JUST REALLY LIKE THE WAY IT’S ROCKIN’ ME. TWO FISTED TWISTED ROCK‘n’ROLL. ROCK‘n’ROLL, ROCK‘n’ROLL ROCK‘n’ROLL…………… IF YA FEEL LIKE SHAKIN’, COME ON. COME ON. YA IF YA FEEL LIKE FREAKIN’, COME ON. COME ON. YA GOTTA CRANKER UP ALL THE WAY, TO PLAY. CAUSE WHEN THE BLOOD STARTS PUMPIN’ AND YA JUST CAN’T STOP IT MOVE YOUR ASS GET ROCKIN’ !!! I JUST REALLY LIKE THE WAY IT’S ROCKIN’ ME. TWO FISTED TWISTED ROCK‘n’ROLL. ROCK‘n’ROLL, ROCK‘n’ROLL ROCK‘n’ROLL…… now get on with the show IF YA FEEL LIKE ROCKIN’, COME ON. COME ON. SAID IF YA FEEL LIKE ROCKIN’, COME ON. COME ON. YA WANNA PLACE TO RUN AWAY, TO PLAY YA WANNA JUMP START THUMPIN’ GET YOUR BLOOD START PUMPIN WHEN YOUR ROLL GETS ROCKIN’. I JUST REALLY LIKE THE WAY IT’S ROCKIN’ ME. TWO FISTED TWISTED ROCK‘n’ROLL. ROCK‘n’ROLL, ROCK‘n’ROLL
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ROCK THE MONSTER SOMETHING STRANGE YOU CAN FEEL IT. STARTS A SHAKIN’ THE GROUND. SOMEWHERE OFF IN THE DISTANCE I HEAR A RUMBLIN’ SOUND. FROM THE FOOT OF THE MOUNTAIN TO THE EDGE OF THE SEA. MAN, IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR FREAKY I GUESS YOU’RE FOLLOWING ME. JUST A SHAKIN’ AND SWINGIN’ REALLY LOVES TO PLAY....... ROCK THE MONSTER ROCK A ROLL AWAY. THE FUROR OF FREQUENCY CALLING A BEAT IN CONSTANT TIME. AND WHEN THE SHIP IS A SAILING. IT’S JUST A STATE OF MIND. JUST A LITTLE BIT LOUDER HE REALLY LOVES TO PLAY…… ROCK THE MONSTER ROCK A ROLL AWAY.
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WON’T GO QUIETLY HEY BUDDY NICE TO MEET YA. WON’T BOTHER SHAKIN’ YOUR HAND. CAUSE PRETTY SOON I’LL BE LEAVIN’ IT ALWAYS HAPPENS SO FAST. I’M ALWAYS STARTIN’ A RIOT. CAN’T HELP BUT FITTIN’ THE CRIME. THEY TRY TO MAKE ME LEAVE AND BAN ME FOR LIFE BUT BEFORE THEY SEE ME GO THEY GET A PIECE OF MY MIND. CAUSE I WON’T GO QUIETLY. NO, I WON’T GO QUIETLY EVERYWHERE I GO SOMEBODY’S MESSIN’ WITH ME. I’M ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHIN’. I GO AGAINST THE GRAIN. I SPEAK MY MIND AND TELL IT JUST HOW IT IS AND I WON’T SHUT UP FOR NOTHIN’ SO GET OUT OF MY FACE.
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Rue the Day 02:18
RUE THE DAY SAME OLD STUPID STORY ALWAYS SAME IN THE END. ABOUT SOME GUY YOU KNOW WHO MEETS THIS CRAZY GIRLFRIEND. THEY MOVE AWAY GET MARRIED NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. SHE WAS A CONSTANT ITCH, MAKE ME RICH, LYING WITCH CHEATIN’ BITCH, TRASH-TRAMP, PRICK OF A WHORE. HE RUINED HIS LIFE NOW HE’S NOT SURE JUST WHAT FOR. “HE’S GONNA RUE THE DAY, HE SHOULD’VE WALKED AWAY.” THE SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE THE BOYS ARE KICKIN’ THE JAMS. THE DRUMMER MEETS A GROUPIE NOW HE’S DATING A FAN. HE SAYS HE’S GETTING MARRIED, SAYS HE’S QUITTIN’ THE BAND. ALL FOR A… SUCK DICK, PUSSY PIT, PIECE OF SHIT, HISSY FIT, FAKE TITS, SLOT OF A WHORE. HE RUINED THE BAND AND WE’RE NOT SURE JUST WHAT FOR. “SAID SHE WAS A FAN. MADE HIM QUIT THE BAND.” HEX SEX MONKEY ON YOUR BACK GETS OFF. “SHE GAVE GOOD HEAD, UNTIL THEY GOT WED.” DRINK DINK DONKEY ALL ALONE JERKS OFF “NOW YOU’RE ALL ALONE PLAYING WITH YOUR BONE.” HOW CAN LOVELY TURN SO UGLY? HAPPENS EVERYTIME. RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND THEY LEAVE YOU DEAD INSIDE. “YOU’RE GONNA RUE THE DAY, YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY” THE SAME OLD LOSER ENDING THOUGH HE’S AT IT AGAIN. HE’S THINKIN’ WITH HIS DICK INSTEAD OF USING HIS BRAIN. AND WHEN HIS HEART IS RIPPED OUT STILL HE JUST CAN’T EXPLAIN CAUSE HE’S A… DICK DIP, TITTY TRIP, PUSSY WHIPPED, IDIOT, SUCKIN’ IT, SON OF A WHORE. HE RUINED HIS LIFE NOW HIS ASS IS OUT THE DOOR. “AND NOW YOU RUE THE DAY, YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY” RUINED HIS LIFE ALL BECAUSE OF A TRASH TRAMP WHORE. “NOW YOU’RE ALL ALONE, PLAYING WITH YOUR BONE” GEEK OF THE WEEK AND HE’S COMING BACK FOR MORE. “SAID SHE WAS A FAN, MADE HIM QUIT THE BAND” YA RUINED YOUR LIFE AND YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE ! “AND NOW YOU THE RUE DAY, YOU THREW IT ALL AWAY”
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I’d Never Say I told you that I loved you. That was just the booze talking. I’d never say a stupid thing like that. I told you that I want you. That was just my big stiff calling. I’d never say a stupid thing like that. I told you I respect you. That was just the drugs working. I’d never say a stupid thing like that.
7.
F#ck Off 02:55
FUCK OFF TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE RIPPED ME OFF I’D LIKE TO SAY A THING OR TWO. TO ALL YOU LOSERS WHO HAVE LET ME DOWN YA, BUDDY THIS SONGS FOR YOU. FOR ALL YOU LIARS WHO HAVE LIED TO ME KEEP ROLLING IN THE SHIT YOU SAY. TO ALL THOSE FRIENDS WHO PUT THE SCREWS TO ME THEN TURNED AROUND AND WALKED AWAY. NO MORE FRIENDSHIP FAVOURS NO MORE GODDAMN GAMES NO MORE NEXT TIMES JUST FUCK OFF…AND BE ON YOUR WAY. TO ALL YOU LUGANS WHO HAVE WHINED TO ME KEEP CRYING IN THE BEDS YOU MADE. TO ALL YOU SPONGES WHO’VE BEEN SUCKING ME KEEP SUCKING CAUSE YOU’LL NEVER PAY. TO ALL YOU PINHEADS WHO HAVE RIPPED ME OFF YA, SLICK NO DICKHEAD BIGGER THAN YOU. TO ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO HAVE FUCKED WITH ME THIS TIME IT’S ME WHO’S FUCKIN’ WITH YOU!
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Burn 03:24
BURN SHE BROKE A PROMISE TOLD A SECRET SHE TOLD ME SHE WOULD NEVER TELL. NOW IT’S TOO LATE TO SAY SHE’S SORRY WHEN ALL MY PLANS ARE SHOT TO HELL. YOU FRICKEN TOLD ME I COULD TRUST YOU I TOLD YOU THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT KNOW. AND NOW I’M FORCED TO MAKE DESCISIONS YOU LOUSY BASTARD, SOLD ME OUT. LIGHT THE MATCH… WATCH THAT MOTHER BURN. AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT HONEY THERE’S JUST ONE WAY FOR YOU TO GO. THE SMELL OF GAS SO SWEET AND LOVELY THEY CANNOT PROVE, THEY’LL NEVER KNOW. SORRY,SORRY, I’M SO SORRY THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU MUST GO. I SEE YOUR NAILS ARE GETTIN’ RUNNY THE TANK IS PRIMED READY TO BLOW.
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I Scream 04:32
I SCREAM I’VE BEEN CALLED AN EVIL BASTARD, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MASTER, I GUARANTEE THAT YOU’LL BE DECIEVED. I’M THE CAUSE OF DEVASTATION, MASS MANIPULATION. MAN, YOU’RE GONNA GET IT FROM ME. I’M A VISCIOUS ROARING FIRE, BELIEVE ME I’M A LIAR I’M MEAN AND NASTY, CRUEL TO THE END. I’M A COLD AND HEARTLESS HEATHEN, LAYING DOWN A BEATEN I THINK I’M GONNA BEAT YOU AGAIN. WHEN I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM. I’M A WOUND UP CUNNING DEVIL, JUST LOOKING FOR SOME TROUBLE I’M FILTHY, DIRTY, LOW DOWN AND RUDE. I’M A RAGING CRAZY MADMAN, YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT I CAN FRICK THE FRICKENS RIGHT OUT OF YOU. I’M A HORRID SCARY MONSTER, JUST GET TO CLOSE I’LL BITE YA RELENTLESS EVIL, CALL IT A TREND. I’M A PHYCHO SCHYSHO STALKER, ONE WICKEDMOTHERFUCKER WATCH OUT I’M GONNA FUCK YOU AGAIN.
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Reaction 02:25
REACTION I CAN’T EXPLAIN, THERE IS NO EASY ANSWER TO THIS PHAZE, GLORIOUS, DISASTER. TIME AND SPACE. LOVE AND HATE WITH PASSION. ONCE AGAIN… STARTS A CHAIN REACTION. HARD TO MIND WITH ALL THESE HIGH- LOWS. AGAINST THE GRAIN..WITH THE FLOW. GOOD TRACTION. ONE MISTAKE. STARTS A CHAIN REACTION. HARD TO MIND WITH ALL THESE HIGH- LOWS. CIRCUMSTANCE, SUCCEEDING, CONSEQUENCE, YOU’RE BLEEDING HIGH-LOWS SO ONCE AGAIN, MAKE YOUR CHOICE, DECISION. WATCH IT SPIN… START A CHAIN REACTION. HARD TO MIND WITH ALL THESE HIGH- LOWS. COSTANT BINDING IN THE WAY. CIRCUMSTANCE, SUCCEEDING CONSEQUENCE, YOU’RE BLEEDING HARD TO MIND THOSE SCREAMING HIGH- LOWS. THE HIGH- LOWS.
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STUPID THINGS DON’T BOTHER CALLING PARAMEDIC NO ONE CAN SAVE ME FROM MYSELF. NO POINT IN MAKING UP A PROMISE I ONLY CRUCIFY MYSELF. NO USE IN SAYING THAT I’M SORRY GOT NOTHING ELSE FROM ME TO GIVE. NO SENSE TO LOOK FOR SILVER LININGS IT CRACKS THE WHIP I SUCK IT IN. BECAUSE I FIND THAT… LIFE JUST REALLY SUCKS FROM THE MINUTE I GOT UP AND A BIG DARK CLOUD WAS HANGING OVER ME. AND I JUST CAN’T GET IT RIGHT I KEEP DOING STUPID THINGS AND IT’S STUPID THINGS THAT REALLY BOTHER ME. DON’T BOTHER CALLING FOR A PHYCHIC NO ONE CAN SAVE ME FROM MY MIND. NO REASON LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER DON’T FIGHT IT, YOU’LL JUST WASTE YOUR TIME BECAUSE I FIND THAT…
12.
Again Again (free) 03:05
AGAIN, AGAIN I’M COMING HOME, I’M HEADING HOME AGAIN. I STAGGER HOME. EVERYONE’S GONE AGAIN,AGAIN. I’M WALKING HOME ALONE, AGAIN I ‘BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT LONG, AGAIN I CAN’T FIND MY HOME AGAIN, AGAIN SOMEBODY ALWAYS HIDES MY HOME FROM ME WHEN I CRAWL HOME. CAN’T FIND THE HOLE I CAN’T FIT THE KEY IN THE HOLE, AGAIN BUST THRU THE DOOR HIT THE FLOOR, AGAIN WHERE IS MY DOG? WHERE IS MY BUDDY BOY, AGAIN? CAN’T FIND HIS BONE IT’S GONE, AGAIN SOMEBODY ALWAYS HIDES MY DOG FROM ME WHEN I CRAWL HOME.
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STONED AT LARGE SHE COOKS DESIRE. SHE’S FUELLED BY FIRE WHEN THE SKY IS BLUE WE’VE GOT NOTHIN’ TO DO TILL TOMORROW. SHE WANTS IT FASTER. NO ONE CAN PASS HER. WHEN THE WHEELS BURN OUT I WANNA SCREAM AND SHOUT FOR TOMORROW. I REACH INSIDE HER TO TAKE ME HIGHER. I GOT A KILLER MACHINE AND I’M INCREASING THE SPEED FOR TOMORROW. I’M GONNA DRIVE THAT MISSY, DRIVE IT REALLY HARD. I GOT A SIX PACK IN MY LAP AND I’M DRIVING FAR. SMOKE THAT MARIGUANA LIKE CIGARS. DRIVE THAT SISTER, DRIVE THAT FREAKIN’ CAR STONED AT LARGE. SHE FEELS EXCITED. COMPARED WITH LIGHTNING. WHEN THERE’S FUEL IN THE TANK AND THE STEREO’S CRANKED FOR THE ROAD SHOW. SPEED TRAP WAS HIDING. THEY CLOCKED US FLYING. WHEN THE COPS PULL OUT I WANNA SCREAM AND SHOUT FOR THE ROAD SHOW. SHE LIKES IT FASTER. LOOK MA NO HANDS, YEAH WHEN THE WHEELS BURN OUT I WANNA SCREAM AND SHOUT FOR TOMORROW. SHE CRANKS MY MOTOR. SHE ROARS LIKE THUNDER WITH THE QUEEN OF THE DRAG YEAH I’LL BE TAKIN’ THE FLAG TILL TOMORROW.
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The Lemming Song (free) 03:47

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