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Ho Ho Ho

by Bobnoxious

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Police nabbed my dad. The police nabbed my dad. Police busted dad, drunk in public Wasted on eggnog. Police nabbed my dad. The police nabbed my dad. Police busted dad, drunk in public Trashed on eggnog. Can’t make the bail now he’s missing X-mas No Christmas gifts cause he’s off the good list. No Christmas cheer in the jail where he sits And it’s breaking mommy’s heart.
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Fa La La 01:36
Deck the halls with boughs of holly Tis the season to be jolly, Don we now our gay apparel, Troll the ancient Yuletide carol, Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! He's got a bag that is filled with toys for boys and girls again. Bells are ringing, children singing; All is merry and bright. Hang your stockings and say your prayers, 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum I play my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum me and my drum. Fa la la la la, la la la la. See the blazing Yule before us, Strike the harp and join the chorus. Follow me in merry measure, While I tell of Yuletide treasure,
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When I was young, just a little kid. One Christmas morning I got in shit. I would not listen and I made mom cry Dad took me a side. And he said…. “This will hurt me more than it hurts you. And I’m gonna beat this into you. Now your mother is crying, and Your Grandma’s upset. Way to go boy, you ruined Christmas” Dad I’m really sorry. I’m hyper as can be. Dad it’s Christmas morning, I’ll be good you’ll see. A little while later, I was at it some more I forgot what I got in trouble for. I pushed my sister and she started to cry Dad pulled me a side. And he said… “This will hurt me more than it hurts you. And I’m gonna beat this into you. Now your sister’s crying, and Your mother’s upset. Way to go boy, you ruined Christmas” Dad I’m really sorry. I’m hyper as can be. But it’s Christmas morning, and I can’t help freaking… “This will hurt me more than it hurts you. And I’m gonna beat this into you. Now your mother is crying, and Your dad’s upset.” I just ruined Christmas!
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Ho Ho Ho 03:38
Every year, when Christmas came and I was just a boy. I made plans to catch the man who left me all those toys. I’d force myself to stay awake, just to get to see, A glimpse of Santa leaving gifts underneath the tree. Over the world he goes. Led by a reindeer nose. What’s his secret, is it magic? No one really knows. Over the world he goes. Only the reindeer know. Shouting out to everybody, Ho Ho Ho. Clever I, thought I’d try a capture kinda thing. I planted milk and chocolate cookies by the chimney. There I hid, with tape and thread, where he couldn’t see. When I woke my string was broke with presents left for me. Over the world he goes. Led by a reindeer nose. What’s his secret, is it magic? No one really knows. Over the world he goes. Only the reindeer know. Shouting out to everybody, Ho Ho Ho. Then one year I woke to hear a rumble kinda noise Jumped outa bed, shook my head, could not believe my eyes. Out in the night, a bright red light, I opened my window. Without a doubt I heard him shout, Ho Ho Ho
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Silent Nite 02:01
Silent night! Holy night! All is calm, all is bright, Round yon Virgin Mother and Child. Holy Infant, so tender and mild. Sleep in heavenly peace, Sleep in heavenly peace. Said the night wind to the little lamb, "Do you see what I see? Way up in the sky, little lamb, Do you see what I see? A star, a star, dancing in the night With a tail as big as a kite, With a tail as big as a kite." Up on the housetop reindeer pause, Out jumps good old Santa Claus. Down thru' the chimney with lots of toys, All for the little ones, Christmas joys. Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Ho, ho, ho! Who wouldn't go! Up on the housetop, click, click, click, Down thru' the chimney with good Saint Nick.
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Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house Not a creature was stirring cause the heat was cut off. I was cold and lonely, at the chimney I starred I was hoping that St. Nick soon would be there. Just one wish that’s on my list Oh man, it’s gettin’ chilly. Askin you, I’m turnin’ blue Please Santa bring me money. So I hung my stocking by the fireplace I was feeling real hungry there was nothing to eat. So I turned in early I was freezing in bed With visions of grandeur spinning in my head. Hear my wish, can see my breath My nose is gettin’ runny. Excuse, ahhchoo, I’m spreadin’ flu Please Santa bring me money. Got one wish that’s on my list Don’t want no socks or undies. Games and thrills won’t pay the bills No Santa, I need money! It was Christmas morning and I sprang to the floor With a smile on my face, can’t wait to score. As I ran for my stocking it was 10 below All the fat man left me was a lump of coal ! Just one wish was on my list. No nothing really heavy. Festive treason, for no reason Santa where’s my money. Just one wish and I got dissed. Bet Santa thinks it’s funny. I got jipped now I feel ripped. Hey Santa, where’s my money? Santa that’s not funny . Santa where’s my money?
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You better watch out You better not cry Better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town He's making a list, And checking it twice; Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice. Santa Claus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good So be good for goodness sake! O! You better watch out! You better not cry. Better not pout, I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town.
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I’ll have a blue Christmas without you “without you” I’ll be so blue just thinking about you “about you” Decorations of red on a green Christmas tree “won’t be the same Won’t be the same, if you’re not here with me. And when those blue snowflakes start falling. “start falling” That’s when those blue memories start calling. “start calling” You’ll be doin’ all right, “super”with your Christmas of white. “I’m bummin” But I’ll have a blue, blue Christmas “just call me” “no presents! no card!” You’ll be doin’ all right, “that’s great” with your Christmas of white, “I’m snapping” But I’ll have a blue, blue Christmas. “blue Christmas”

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released November 1, 2005

Bobnoxious - Lead Vocals, Guitars
Jeffy B. - Lead Guitar
Wylie - Drums
Stan - Bass

Written by Bob J. Reid

Recorded by Gavin Brix at The Shack, London 04/05
Produced by Bobnoxious
Mixed by Dan Brodbeck at EMAC Studios

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